Now, when I remove the bandages... don't be alarmed by the total stranger staring back at you. Now, there can only be one Krusty in each territory. Homer the Clown Written by John Swartzwelder Directed by David Silverman ===== Production code: 2F12 Original airdate in N.A. Speed holes. You took money made franchising your name... and bet it against the Harlem Globetrotters? Okay. I'm putting speed holes in my car. I don’t see nothing.” This profile is based on the skits I could find on YouTube. When my wife takes an interest in my hobby how can I say no. After Krusty's debts to the mob mount, he is desperate for some income. Just take the clown college. The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest insult of all. Kid: “Nothing !” Dad, you can't go around pretending to be Krusty. Circus is in town. Krusty. Skills: All right. My "Seven Words You Can't Say on TV" bit... was entirely different from your bit. He's spinning the ball on his finger. It's my first day of clown college. You don't want to sit with the rest of the scum. So after you finish your performance, you might consider robbing them. I gotta go back to Springfield and face the music. Helper(s):,, Frank Murdock, Sébastien Andrivet. Being a clown sucks. I have a feeling I could get him to appear at my house. “Homey D. Clown” was one of the show’s signature characters, and is still well-remembered to this day. Another note. Plow Episode Script. Homey: “You got to look closer.” "Homie the Clown" is the 15th episode of The Simpsons' sixth season, and aired on February 12, 1995. Homey also does self-promotion like setting up a one-stop carnival or converting a Chuck-E-Cheese into a home. If there has to be a bastardized version of Krusty, I'm glad it's you. Accepting the award is the son of the guy who played Huggy Bear. I'm going to clown college. Yes, Homie. Yes. If theres anyone capable of playing a fake Krusty, its Homer, as we see in this hilarious season six episode! Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans. I'm not him. Or if the players are doing some detective work they could come across Homey on a false lead. Hurry up. Takes out the eyeballs of every kid in the room. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons. The section you're supposed to be monitoring is on fire. Beautiful date tonight, huh? Homey The Clown Quotes. Your churlish attitude reminds me of the time I had dinner with Groucho and... You're gonna have dinner with Groucho tonight if you don't beat it. You look at least 10 years younger. Link to germane articles on the web (your blog, online forums, comments areas…). I've never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life. One dropped storyline for The Simpsons saw Krusty being revealed as Homer's secret identity and this episode allowed writers to comment … Memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla, Keokuk, Cucamonga... Seattle. I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us. Dad, you can't go around pretending to be Krusty. I want a free car because I'm Krusty. His father finds a clown suit and becomes the new entertainment but something is weird about it, there is an evil curse and it won't come off. Oh, my God. Okay. Right before he climaxes during the unprotected sex, he proceeds to hit the female on the head with the sock filled with feces. Get a cheap one, and what happens? But I can let you have this little number for practically nothing. Actually, my name is Barney. Grazie. "To audience. The same Benedict Arnold... who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British? F.D. 1. It's my first day of clown college. Makes it go faster. Put 5000 bucks on the Lakers. I got about 5 more years of this clown crap.”, (At a school where Homey is student teaching, one of the children suggests the class finger-paint. In Living Colors was a humour TV show in the early 1990s. They make the car go faster. the performers camp.. That night. In a dream sequence he worked at a restaurant, he was still in his clown make-up and oversized shoes but wore a tuxedo instead of the yellow and orange clown suit. His goal in life is to get even with “The Man”, a personification of the White males that are “holding him down”. Unless you both go through the loop together. He's a one and only. Drawbacks: With Keenen Ivory Wayans, Jim Carrey, Kelly Coffield Park, Kim Coles. Louie, Rome and Budapest. marks an episode with not enough content. A frustrated and sometimes violent young man, Homey hits anyone who asks him to perform standard clown antics with a tennis ball-filled sock. I now proclaim this new burger for sale.". Home Boy Seminar, America's Funniest Security Camera Videos, Andrea Dice Clay, Hey Mon - flight crew, and Homey D. Clown entertains at a birthday party. Enemy (The Man), CIA (Homey the Clown persona – see Personality). By continuing to use our website, you agree to our use of cookies – explained on our cookies info page. Free Daily Quotes. Equipment: It must be the first of the month. Daisy, the circus owner's daughter.. The male then says "Homie don't play that," while simultaneously pulling out to ejaculate in the females face. This one is requested by my wife. Finally, his plan came to fruition and Homey had an audience with the Man himself. Writeup completed on the 25th of October, 2010. It is time for us to take you for a ride. I am squirming. Hey, Krusty, hey. After observing a billboard for clown college, Homer cannot resist becoming an official Krusty the Clown impersonator. Krusty's Monopoly game, the Krusty Crowd-Control Barrier. That's it. Look at this swell bucket of house paint. Afternoon joy in. Tell the boys I want a total world search. Only thing left to do is... to open a clown college and train some regional Krustys. Synopsis. is the number one paste tool since 2002. “Oh, so let I get this straight, you want me to lower myself so that you can assume a superior position and then demand tribute ?” Four clowns tumble into room to clown music Homer: Clowns are funny. I don't know, Bart. Hey, how about if I squirt you in the face with my boutonnière? Normally used only for humiliation, Homey may AP add STR to EV of Sock for a stun effect but Homey doesn’t normally do this, surprisingly, even when he got the opportunity to bop “The Man”. My dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory. I am holding still. Homey has a fairly quick wit and can come up with a quick rhyme on the spot. Oh, you got a deadly game of cat and mouse going. He sees a clown that looks like Lenny dancing to circus music Lenny: Hey, Homer, the section you're supposed to be monitoring is on fire. You didn't complain when I got you... this close to Chachi. The anti-social Homey is often seen entertaining a group of excited children, who all remain his biggest fans even though he degrades them and thumps them on the head using a sock with a tennis ball inside. You remember the time we got loaded... and set those beavers loose in that pine-furniture store? Look in the bag.” One on one, Homey seems to be able to fight and beat most normal human adversaries, strangling them or tying them up off screen. Same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate committee about organized crime? Homey took advantage of this and bopped the Man several times on the head with his sock to disgrace him. 11 He played a villain on the '60s Batman TV show WE NEED A NATIONAL HOMIE THE CLOWN DAY. I want everything that's coming to Krusty the Clown, which is me, Krusty. Do for me my favorite trick, where you ride the little bike through the loop... and I will let you live. Oh, thanks. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Homie Clown animated GIFs to your conversations. I don't think any of us expected him to say that. I think you should buy this car. I mean, he invented the pie fight... the pratfall and the seltzer bottle, as far as I know. They were using a freaking ladder, for God's sake. How about letting me go double or nothing on the opera tonight. It's sacrilege. Thanks a lot. Dad, you can't go around pretending to be Krusty. I have no idea…I guess put him on the street and have the players encounter him. Mrs. Gudrun Houlberg. series In Living Color comedy sketch Homey D. Clown, played by Damon Wayans. Share articles on Facebook, Twitter, etc. Kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. I am squirming. Girl: “It’s not very pretty.” Take the ball. I am only missing 2 of the 11 skits. Mistaking him for the real clown, the Springfield Mafia kidnaps Homer, demanding their money. Share the best GIFs now >>> Homie the Clown Homer cannot get the image of Krusty's Klown Kollege out of his mind. Grazie. Sort: Relevant Newest # hide # hiding # bushes # spicer # correction # krusty # clown # homey # dancing # season 6 # episode 15 # make up # clowns # comedy # 90s # retro # 1990s # clowns # reaction # the simpsons # season 6 # simpsons # krusty the clown But is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this? It's a great piece of buffoonery if you pull it off. Unlike other shows, it was produced and told from a mostly African-American perspective – which proved quite successful. Homey is a young Black man who wears face paint, red hair, balding head, red nose, and a baggy yellow and orange clown suit with large pompom buttons and oversized shoes. There was a computer adventure game released in 1993 for the PC featuring the character, I know very little about it and have no access to it so it is not included in this profile. Subscribe Clown Quotes. Joe Higgins played by. I am so glad I had a chance to meet you... before we did this, Krusty, because I am a great fan. You want my advice? Homey Quotes. I'll come back. Share the best GIFs now >>> Kid: “Let me see. I have no business being a clown. Please do not adblock us, our ads load is minimal. Don't squirm. I've been getting free stuff all day. That advertisement had no effect on me whatsoever. Memories. Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator. Tell me where you're from. Storyline. “Homie The Clown” (season six, episode 15; originally aired 2/12/1995) In which Homer looks like a fool—and it almost costs him dearly…. The advertisements in this profile brought to you by The Man. Hey, Homer. Daisy played by. homie the clown 6184 GIFs. The Simpsons 9F07 - Mr. Take the Quiz: Homie the Clown Quiz!. Performing clowns transform into Charlie and three other men who are aflame Co-workers: AUGH!!! You've got to stop blowing your money like this, Krusty. It's my first day of clown college. But we're only letting the bet ride... because you crack us so consistently up. Homey: “Give me a dollar.”, (Speaking to his parole officer about his file) “It’s a long list of lies perpetrated by the “Man” to keep a brother down.”, Child at a party: “Why did you become a clown ?” New Billboard Day! Okay. You people have stood in my way long enough. I'll never be able to do this trick. But our infomercials are running 24 hours a day. You can't kill me for being Krusty. That game was fixed. Let me get this straight. Yeah, Dad. You came here to save me. Swartzwelder's script required very little rewriting and Silverman considers this one of the best episodes he has directed. By the looks of your face neither is your momma, now sit down !” (Smacks her in the head with the sock), (Girl asks to sit on Santa’s lap and tell him what she wants for Christmas) However, the design was kept and turned into more of a satirical idea. The episode was written by John Swartzwelder and directed by David Silverman. All rights reserved. Nothing is selling anymore. While dressed as a mall Santa, Homey wore the clown outfit, but added a Santa over-coat. They'll think I'm Krusty and give us free stuff. I'm going to clown college. Yeah. Perhaps he runs into Ambush Bug and Cheeks the Toy Wonder and decides to compare notes. At one point it appeared Homey sold out to the Man, doing whatever the Man wanted so, he could get closer to him. The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking pictures of my sister? His goal in life is to get even with “The Man”, a personification of the White males that are “holding him down”. You people have stood in my way long enough. This site uses a handful of cookies. <-- Back to List of Shows Shows with not enough episodes listed, or no episodes listed at all, will be highlighted in red. It's sacrilege. Homey: (Whop) “Homey don’t play dat.”, Homey: “So, you want to be in a gang huh, make you feel like a big man, huh ?” He later used it to help him when directing The Simpsons Movie. Directed by Paul Miller. Source of Character: 1990 – 1994 T.V. Legs, you check out the East Side. I'm not going to enroll in that clown college, though. - I am holding still. I have wonderful stories about other famous people... that include me in some way. At this rate, you'll be broke in a month. Homer succumbs to a billboard advertisement and becomes one of the college's first students. Yeah, Barney Gumble. Hurry up. Gambling is the finest thing a person can do if he's good at it. Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. I can't see, you idiot. There is some similarity in Homey to Obnoxio the Clown from Marvel. All right, you take it easy, Krusty. : 12-Feb-95 Capsule revision D, 21-Jul-96 Title sequence Blackboard :- Next time it could be me on the scaffolding. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Homie The Clown animated GIFs to your conversations. I'm telling you, this'll work. A lewd sexual act where a male defecates into a sock before sex. Just take it. Get it? In one episode Homey convinced a scout group called the Woodpeckers to turn on their leader, each member wielding a black “Homey” sock and his familiar rhetoric. The famous theater impresario, Wilson, is making a stop. Homey often refers to himself in third person and will rant about the Man and the Establishment. Homey: “Now what do you see ?” Is that so? The Man later turns out to be an actual person. When Krusty the Clown opens a clown college to deal with his debt, Homer Simpson enrolls and ends up impersonating Krusty at public events. That's it. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. Okay, we'll start off with the baggy p... Wha...? Partier: “Yeah !” I only consider you scum compared to Krusty. He’s actor Damon Wayans’ Angry Black Man persona who is an ex-con forced to work as a clown-for-hire, resulting in biting skits. Baggy! Let's walk and talk. I don't think any of us expected him to say that. Krusty has earned a fortune as a clown, but through gambling, wanton waste, and carelessness, he has lost almost all his money. Krusty opens a clown college. Look, I'm cleaned out. Don't squirm. To murder a funnyman of such genius would be a crime. Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsky, better known by his stage name Krusty the Clown (sometimes spelled as Krusty the Klown), is a cartoon character in the animated television series The Simpsons and manager of Sheffield Wednesday Football Club. Homey: “I guess it’s because I’ve got so much love to give… and it’s part of my prison work release program. I mean, just because I am Krusty the Clown? Only $38,000. Homey: “Same thing your dumbass get out of a gang, nothing.”. - Hold still, Homer. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. A couple of those would be tasty right now. He can take a simple, everyday thing like eating a bicycle... and make it funny. His irrational behavior once caused him to give up a girl, Sally, even when he was head over heels in love with her. Well, my time's almost up here. © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. So, what do you think of the Lady Krusty Mustache-Removal System, Angelique? These Krusty-brand balloons are 3 bucks each. A frustrated and sometimes violent young man, Homey hits anyone who asks him to perform standard clown antics with a tennis ball-filled sock. Synopsis: A little boy's birthday party gets ruined when his entertainment (clown) cancels. You mean like that bozo, Bonko the Clown? And then take that and... put that in there and... here's your giraffe, little girl. So I hope this works out. Homey shows them how the “Man” finger paints by dipping the girl’s finger tips in the paint and rolling them as if taking finger prints.) It's sacrilege. Homey usually ends his clown act with a sing-along, which normally ends with him in a degenerating rant. Never. Homey has no powers to speak of. You can't get blood from a turnip. And now, the winner for the most promising new series on cable: Old Starsky and Hutch's. Hurry up. I almost made a grievous error. But wait. Kid who wants to be in a gang: “Yeah !” An image tagged homie the clown. But if you blow it, you'll look like a fool.

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